do you ever want to just yell in someones face to date you
im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye
|—||Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre (via subinie)|
Wearing lace bras and panties makes me feel 100x hotter than I actually am
"little black dress who u doin it for?"
my damn self wtf
wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
Louis CK on our culture on dating
I HAVE SO MUCH RESPECT FOR THIS MAN.
'Ugh, I hope this one's nice'
I may or may not have referenced this joke when making a point today.
BEING A 13 YEAR OLD AND SHIPPING STEP SIBLINGS WILL REALLY FUCK YOU UP
NO LIKE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THEY FUCKING CANCELED THIS SHOW BC THEY WERE DATING IN REAL LIFE AND THE SEXUAL TENSION WAS LITERALLY TOO MUCH FOR A BROTHER/SISTER RELATIONSHIP
i wanna s ur d ((spend ur dollars))